| Me: | Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
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| Body: | I'm not comfy
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| Bed: | Here let me add a spring in your side
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| Body: | MAKE ME COMFY
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| Stomach: | I'm hungry
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| Brain: | Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
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| Me: | *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
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| Brain: | Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
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| Leg: | Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
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| Ear: | WTF was that?!
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| Brain: | It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
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| Me: | *an hour later, comfy again*
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| Bladder: | Not so fast missy. |